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Where’s my effing coffee!! sips Ahhhhhhh
Is it wrong that if you mix blue and red together you get beige? – That is the best way to describe this song I think… Beige…
If it was in the country charts it would do OK, but for this contest it’s a little bit meh. It just melts away into the background but, thankfully, Slovene TV have noticed this and decided to spice it up a bit… with a semi-naked man and a pole doing a very under-utilized pole dancing routine and some fireworks.
Unfortunately, as was shown in the last rehearsal, you can’t mix your fire and semi-naked man because where they placed the fire was where he was going to place his pole!
And there is the crux of this song in three ill-conceived minutes. A couple of great ideas balled up.
