Toto and Gigliola talk Eurovision 2012 – Part 2
At first glance this promises much. There is a song behind this (unusual for Malta) and people that actually look like they're playing instruments...
Ukraine II
If Portugal put me in a coma, The Ukraine snapped me out of it by slapping me round the face and going "Top 4...
Top brass – we’re going to Kiev!
Brassy broads are a bit like buses, you wait three days for one and two come along at once. And a greater contrast you...
Ukraine – six isn’t enough of a crowd
Well - where does one start with this?!?!
It sounds completely different from the CD - Gaitana has decided to put some additional wailing in...
Captured by a sandstorm
You don't need to be a Eurovision expert, or a fashionista to know when large shoulder pads are just wrong, and the ones in...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
They come for the cake, they stay for the cheese
Or so I gather, anyway. I wouldn't know myself of course, there are even rumours that some people like to hear what we've got...
Tea bagging
It's the Twining's Tea Advert (for UK viewers) set to music! - Although to be fair I am not sure how much of it...
Screechy Preachy
Nick: I nearly got up in time for Azerbaijan. Yay me! But not quite. I gather my team aren't feeling that one so much.
I'm...
Sweet Peeps
Let's look at the positives of my Slavic relatives in Ukraine. The singer has a very powerful voice and can certainly belt it out...