UK breaking news, things are falling into place!
So impressions of the automatic finalists.
Germany is as it was, no worse and certainly no better. There's nothing to add here. It's just very...
A velvet box? A poster? Who would send that shite?
1980 was a weird year. Europe decided that a couple of tragic twins and a singing penguin man would finish ninth. A song called...
6 October – I feel like I’m dancing in the sky
You have to admire the United Kingdom of stuff. They have this glittering past of top three places that came to a juddering halt...
8 June – The way I speak the truth, I’d never...
It's only right that our favourite TV show can demonstrate a mix of the established performer and the youngster setting out to prove themselves...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 37 – United Kingdom
I Wrote A Song by Mae Muller.
What a difference a year makes! When the double nul points came through for James Newman in 2021...
1 January – You could unlock these chains
A new year, with a whole new set of opportunities to get on. We know that in May someone will win the Grand Prix...
Scooch at Eurovsion – shit literally happens
A man immediately to my right just broke off from eating cheap Twix for long enough to ask "Can you see credits rolling over...
The ones to watch at Eurovision 2017
With just a few hours to go before the 62nd Eurovision Song Contest, money is being placed on Italy and Portugal. Oddschecker suggests a three-horse...
13 February – I’m out of my head, I don’t know...
Do you wish that contests were close these days. The current scoring makes things a little more dramatic, but there were days when it...
2 November – Tomorrow you’ll still be in paradise
If you were an all-round entertainer, and an appearance in our favourite TV show was only one of the highlights of your career, would...