3 November – Pounding away, pounding away, won’t you be mine?
Do you remember when the UK of stuff were good at Eurovision? Yes, since we hit the 21st Century their fortunes have waned a...
The United Kingdom might be about to blow us all away
It’s time for the UK… What will it be like…?
They’re more than 15 minutes late. It’s not clear whether this is because we’re running...
I feel dirty
Well, this is going to sound very ungrateful to our gracious Athenian hosts, but we're going to win and they're going nowhere.
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UK in not shit either shocker
I know, I know what you are thinking - I'm always going to say this because I'm biased towards the UK - except I'm...
Eurovision – Let the battle of the Brits commence
The future of the United Kingdom appears to be guided by a group of middle-aged men with a fragile grip on reality. Enough about...
2 May – If you love someone, follow your heart
Eurovision is a young person's game. Or is it? People of all ages from 11 to, well, unknown, despite a certain presenter in 1987...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...
3 September – We follow the straightest road
Do you have a preferred size of venue? Do you wish our favourite TV show - and it is a TV show after all...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 37 – United Kingdom
What The Hell Just Happened? by Remember Monday
And so to 2025’s final countdown review and my home country. After hugely disappointing results for...
