19 October – We’re cool under pressure, and that’s all we...
Eurovision fans love a record breaker. The singer who scored the most points. The countries that have won the most times. The first song...
Ukraine tries a semi approach – Miklos is the highlight? –...
As has become tradition Ukraine gets to present the earliest national final in terms of time known to man! - a 1700 GMT start...
5 March – We are birds, we fly so high
We often pick up on the gimmicks used to give your song that extra push. Those things that make your average viewer sit up...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – Ukraine
Even as Ukraine’s national selection Vidbir was taking place Russian troops were assembling along its borders. It seemed entirely fitting that the winning song,...
9 August – You’d like to fly up to the sky
The joy of being your country's first ever entrant in our favourite TV show. You've gone where no-one from your country has ever been...
Netherlands, The. What were they thinking?
The last time I have heard a gasp like that in the press centre was when Dita Von Tease showed her minge! Trinitje shows...
From Junior to Senior – Netherlands promotes more Alum…
The rather clumsily named AVROTROS from The Netherlands caught all of the Eurovision world off guard (well me at any rate ... I was eating...
Duncan Laurence going Dutch for Eurovision
AVROTROS today named the Dutch Eurovision 2019 hopeful. 24-year-old singer-songwriter Duncan Laurence has landed the job. Details of his song will follow in early...
The Netherlands, *now* I understand it
Perhaps I needed to see S10 sing this live because at the start of this whole thing I really, REALLY didn't understand the hype...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 26 – Netherlands
Despite enjoying some recent Eurovision success 2023 was not a happy one for the Dutch entry. The song not only lacked domestic support, but...