Georgia is Fan-blody-tastic
No, I have not taken leave of my senses. They have turned this into such a complete mess it's fab-u-lous! - Women on stairs, dyed-blond-haired...
Croatian heaven
Croatia up next, and I have to admit I’ve found this as dull as ditchwater throughout the previews. Not even semi-naked men in the...
Malteasers, Belarussian wieners and Portugeezers
I’m caught up with the morning and the first part of the afternoon. No lunch news to report yet at the moment in the...
Malta First Rehearsal
I had high hopes for this - I had hopes it would qualify and do quite well in the final. Sadly Kurt Calleja has...
Day Two catch up by Rosé…
Well I've been at bloody Heathrow all day on a course and been trying to steal moments away to keep abreast of things but...
In a curious turn of events…
...Phil has just informed me via Social Network that Riigiametnik has been video-calling him with pictures of a local Azeri pear-flavoured beverage which looks...
Afternoon round up by Monty
Here’s a little catch up on the afternoon, and for anyone who was wondering my lunchtime salad and miso soup was delicious, if unsatisfying....
Franko, Poirot and Kryton – the story so far
Well since yesterday The Celestial Toymaker has had to withdraw from the panel due to doctor's advice. In fact two doctor's advice, the ones...
Ireland First Rehearsal
Say what you want about Jedward, they will get noticed at the end of this semi, even though their vocal abilities are somewhat strained...
Austria First Rehearsal
Well what can you say about the 'shittaz? - It's almost like Diet Jessy Matador, a dish "That Monty" would eat served on a...