Georgia…. it has a paraglider…..
i'll let you drink that in, The concept, yeah, is that you can get back to earth in 3 minutes but, in a twist,...
Israel – Hmmmm
The stage seems too big for her at the start of the song and it continues to swallow her throughout the opening 45 seconds...
Malta – And arguably this is winning THIS Semi Final
Two potential Semi wieners back to back?? - Wouldnt bet against it.
In the same way that Hungary was "drawn" last, there is an argument...
Dear RTCG……………
I'm going to tell you this just the once ...
There is a woman, faux ice skating ... as he sings...
I'll let you digest this...
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...
Azerbaijan – Hasn’t da mooooosik died 2 years ago?
This song is 2012's Azeri entry. You could transplant that song and this one and you'd never notice the difference. A wolf's in sheep's...
Albanian on a box??
This was a cracking little song in the previews, despite the overtones of violence against women in the video, however now they have her...
Iceland….. now then… Qualifying?
This is going to get the bonkers vote!! - They are in their colours as per the video and are in character at all...
Estonia…. Oooh Sailor
Just two people prancing around on stage to the word amazing 349823094 times does NOT a Eurovision song make. This is only one of...
Latvia – Baking a Cake….
....with all the wrong ingredients unfortunately. It's face slappingly "fun" and we get to see them , in a wogan stylee "bounce all over...