4 October – Show me your super powers
Eurovision is full of characters. Some of them we don't mind seeing after the curtain goes down. Some of them are just plain annoying.
I'll...
Tuesday’s child is full of grace – did you miss me...
Well since everyone else had Thursday off, I did too. Plus I spent all yesterday afternoon shut up with librarians and that's never good...
Montengro: serving turquoise bubble-wrap realness
You wouldn’t think you could bugger up a solid, Balkan ballad but Montenegro are doing their best to. Vanje is wearing the oddest jacket;...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 26 – Montenegro
Fun fact: did you know that Montenegro has only qualified for the final twice since their debut in 2007? It’s a sorry record, and...
14 June – Liberalism, tourism, nudism, optimism it is good for...
Don't you just love those 'novelty' entries? There have been plenty, to varying degrees of success. One or two have even won. I'll let...
Hacksaw calling
Afternoon!
Them other lummoxes have shuffled off for lunch, so I guess it's time for me to fill you in on what's really happening -...
So we’re back down to Zero then?
So after a week of noise from all corners of the internet, the study of rules that people seem to know better than the...
Rosé refreshed!
Wifi back, refreshed with a beer-ette and nourished with a Swedish salad.. Rosé's back folks, for a bit anyway, I am flagging to be...
Oh Phil Phil Phil…
You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha!
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As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Montengero
It takes mere seconds to believe this is a song you'll only hear once at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest.
The video throws every cliche...