Germany – It’s not quite right
This has accidental last written all the way through it. It has nothing that could redeem it. Eliza could be the sacrificial big 5...
Germany on fire
They've just announced pyro cue changes for Germany as a warning to all the technicians. We might all go up in smoke. If this...
18 March – We’re lonely in a crowded room together
Yeah, it's a dark day in our world. But life goes on. Things will be back to normal next year, with no virus to...
19 April – Good thoughts melt the ice
You wonder why some countries have lost their way. Those troupers that have been trying for years with a small degree of success. Then...
2 July – ‘Cause you’re already gone in my head
The Big Four/Five is a thing that has always divided opinion. Should they compete in the semi-finals with the rest or not? It's true...
German deadwood
Germany is up first. We met her last night in the EuroClub. Well, we think it was her, people were having their photos taken....
Nick’s 2021 Eurovision Countdown – Germany
GERMANY - Jendrik - I Don't Feel Hate
Countdown Grand Prix 1998 is my happy place. It never fails to cheer me up in all...
30 April – A shelter from the storm
We need to bear in mind that part performance is no guide to future performance. Some countries win, completely out of the blue, and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
17 September – I prayed for a bit of luck
Who are your favourite writers of Eurovision songs? Brendan Graham? Søren Bundgaard? Thomas Gustafsson? Or is it our old friends Messrs Siegel and Meinunger?
The...