It’s been pointed out in comments below that it’s easy to say “Ha ha, Georgia’s not the worst Eurovision song ever” – and indeed it is – but we haven’t really set the baseline as to what actually *is* the worst Eurovision song ever. It’s a valid point.
Personally I think it’s probably Shine by De Toppers, with a side-order of Leha’amin by David D’or and a light dressing of Christina Simon’s Heute In Jerusalem, but you may all be able to tell me different…
