UK breaking news, things are falling into place!
So impressions of the automatic finalists.
Germany is as it was, no worse and certainly no better. There's nothing to add here. It's just very...
That second French semi-final
After putting myself through just over two and a half hours worth of semi-final one hell it's that time for us to do it...
8 May – White is the innocent, the blood from the...
A winner? Well, someone has to. And this year it will be one of 41. Well, we can probably discount three quarters of the...
France – Allez! – More please!
Well there is a massive delay here before anything gets shown on the screen - as at 17.19 she is quite late in starting...
12 June – I’m gonna give you hell
It's an old adage that anyone can won our favourite TV show. If the song's good enough, it'll shine through. And past performance is...
11 May – I feel my eyes lighting up
You may think that the winners are the most important things to come out of the contest. They are one of them, obviously, but...
ESC birthdays 28 Feb – Think of the future
Yeah, I know I’ve been a but absent lately. But with a plethora of Eurovision programmes at your disposal, I knew you’d have enough...
Vive la France
This is good ... Fans of the good old days of Eurovision, finally have something to hold onto. It just worries me that if...
And finally, France … hmmmm
A literal fuckton of people in this place have decided that, after the first run-through - this song is the best thing since sliced...
9 February – And my heart which stupidly proposes
Our favourite TV show has a rich history, and it's good to dig deep sometimes, to pick out those songs you won't here every...