Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 17 – Greece
Greece’s mighty qualification record suffered only its second ever blow last year as Yianna Terzi’s unmistakably Hellenic Oniro Mou languished in 14th place. The...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 40 – Switzerland
The Swiss dropped their 'Entscheidungsshow' as a selection format this year, officially for budgetary reasons, though with only two qualifications in eight years (one...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 8 of 39 – Cyprus
So, in a year when returning artistes are en vogue, recurring song themes are also in around Europe. The island of Aphrodite has gone...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Israel
Israel - Eden Alene - Set Me Free
I’ve been putting off writing this one.
Is it because I like it so much? Nope.
Is it because...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – San Marino
SAN MARINO - Senhit feat. Flo Rida - Adrenalina
Rap! For the FIRST TIME at the Eurovision Song Contest!
Um... listen up! Listen up! It's me,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 1 – Albania
Sekret – Ronela Hakati
As a wise old sage says to me on a regular basis, you don’t need to watch the Eurovision to know...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 17 – Greece
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord - Die Together
With a Laurie Anderson style to the stark opening, and a fantastically icy build, this is a billion miles...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
If someone had told me this song was written by two teenage boys who spend their out of school...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 17 – Greece
We’re 40% into this year’s Countdown. I don’t know about you, but I’m sensing a theme here and fuck me, it’s depressing. It’s not...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Tell Me More by TuralTuranX.
Our first glimpse of Azerbaijan’s entrants was a photo and short video of what looked like a couple of, well,...