Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
Lithuania - Katarsis - Tavo Akys
I realise that the snippet saying I am “doing” Lithuania sounds a bit dodgy, so let's gloss over that...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Estonia
If there's an entry that's been underrated by fandom in this year's Eurovision line-up, it's this one. Alika turned in a remarkably mature and...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Serbia
'Samo Mi Se Spava' is so far up itself it can kiss its own arse. Konstrakta has so much to answer for. This is...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Iceland according to Mo
RUV has ended its hokey-cokey mutterings and thrown everything in with Hera and what might be kindly described as an old-school banger.
An entry made...
So what are the scores on those doors, Larry?
So, we've all been busy with writing those little pen countdowns for you to enjoy or laugh at or shake your head at, but...
Nick “does” 2025 – Albania
Zjerm – Shkodra Elektronike
Now, I have to start with a little confession. Traditionally I find it hard going to start these countdowns, because working...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 15 – Germany
Baller by Abor and Tynna
I’ll start with the positive: Germany has made the best choice it could for Eurovision 2025. Unfortunately, this is rather...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 27 – Norway
Lighter by Kyle Alesandro
Where PARG copied, Kyle Alessandro innovated as the first of this year’s Armoured Twinks during his performance in Norway’s Melodi...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Australia
Don’t Come Easy by Isaiah
Several of you, dear readers (assuming that many of you are still with me) will be dwelling on the question...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Russia
Flame is Burning by Julia Samoylova
Julia Samoylova’s flame is not only burning, it has, thus far, proved downright incendiary. Advancing history by being only...