Eurovision Countdown 2025: Germany is beige
GermanyAbor & Tynna – Baller
Germany continues its recent tradition of asking the continent, politely, to please ignore it. Baller is a modern-ish track—clean, slick,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 12 of 39 – Finland
If you can say anything with certainty in Eurovision circles, it’s that Finland will always *be* Finland. What do I mean by this? -...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 15/37 – Germany
The problem with being shite for so many years is that you have a pretty low base to start with and try as you...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 18 – Ireland
Laika Party by EMMY
A moment of disclosure here: when EMMY was in the Norwegian Melodi Grand Prix in 2021, she found herself in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Germany
GERMANY - Baller – Abor and Tynna
Dear reader, let me give you a peak behind the OnEurope curtain. At time of writing, I’m in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 31 of 39 – Russia
Russia has missed a trick - they led everyone to believe by their silence that Little Big were going to have a second bite...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 22 – Iceland
There are very few songs at a Eurovision that ellicit the following response from me, but this is one of them and I don't...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 14 – Georgia
You by Tornike Kipiani
Georgia can sneak an unexpected qualification in when you least expect it, though on the surface at least I think the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 16/37 – Greece
People of a certain age will remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UCQoooRWoc
Where the lovely Judith Chalmers and Chris Kelly swan off across parts of the world that you...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 7
Every few days, our panel of ‘experts’ have shared opinions on the songs taking part in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. We’re nearing the...