Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 7 – Croatia
Brace yourselves, we have our first assumed real contender for the win. A song that gathered so much momentum ahead of the Croatian Dora...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 43 – UNITED KINGDOM
Storm by SuRie
Well done, you’ve made it with me to the end of my Countdown. It can feel like a marathon with 43 entries...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 33/37 – Spain
Further to yesterday I also suspect that Nebulosa would not only fail the ducking stool test but would come back at you and tell...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 20 – Italy
Volevo Essere Un Duro by Lucio Corsi
Not gonna lie, in a Sanremo line-up I largely enjoyed this year I was not only disappointed but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Czech Republic
Czech Republic – My Turn by Martina Bárta
From the very, very first time I heard that clunking repetition in the opening line of this...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 5 – Belgium
The Wrong Place by Hooverphonic
Hooverphonic’s participation in 2020 caused quite a stir, as one of the best-known acts outside the Contest. They’re mostly back...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Ireland
Last year, the Irish team floundered by entering a former boy band singer with a terribly high voice and a dreary song. This time...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Austria
I've tried so hard to like 'Limits', but it's proven to be a task way beyond me.
Vocally, things start out just fine, but PAENDA...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan had an unblemished qualification record right up until last year, when Aisel fell short with the annoyingly titled X My Heart. To be...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
It’s taken a while, but after a painful journey of awful rock, strained ballads and a cartoonish play on minority ethnicity, the Czech Republic...