Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 15 – Germany
Blood and Glitter by Lord of the Lost.
Despite having a recent win in 2010 it’s difficult to describe Germany’s attempts to adapt to modern...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – Cyprus
El Diablo by Elena Tsagrinou
Let’s hope Elena Tsagrinou is still around to perform this by May and hasn’t been swallowed into the depths of...
Nick “does” 2025 – Austria
AUSTRIA – Wasted Love - JJ
Dearest reader, it has been brought to my attention that my marks appear a little, shall we say, eccentric...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 35 – Slovenia
LPS – Disko
My God, but this is lamentably poor. Was the brief to take three or four ideas for a song and mash them...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Slovenia
Starting out like New Order's magnificent Blue Monday, this 'song' soon heads in a very different direction.
Slovenia never really seemed to get Eurovision. It...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 1: ALBANIA
Karma by Anxhela Peristeri
And we’re back! After the cancellation of 2020 I too sat out a year with my Eurovision Countdown, but – you...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Australia
Phil has started at the far end of the alphabet with the United Kingdom of Stuff. I'm heading down under for Australia.
This is the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 23 – Malta
F**king Excellent...
You want more? I don't think words can do this song enough justice. It is just classier than almost anything else in this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 3 – Australia
This song is the aural version of a trojan horse. It has all the cover and trappings of a decent song in the first...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Georgia
There was a bit of the anguished lounge singer going on in Oto's performance at the 'Idol' final. (And someone needs to have a...