Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 13/37 – France
La Zarra - Évidemment
Time for my dad joke
Teacher - Johnny, can you tell me a sentence with fascinate in it?
Johnny - Yes miss, My...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Nadir Rüstəmli - Fade to black
Because you can never have enough of these soaring male ballads at Eurovision - and the last song revealed...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Netherlands
I've handed out more Countdown 'nul points' this year than any in my memory. As I said in an earlier review, this year is...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 33/37 – Spain
Spain - Melody - Esa Diva
God almighty I hate Spanish Eurovision. Every yea, they trot out the same old lines about their songs being...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg
La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn
I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
We Are Domi – Lights Off
The Czech Republic has an on-off relationship with Eurovision at the best of times, and after they got royally...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 2 – Armenia
Srbuk hopes to get Armenia back on track after an uncharacteristic failure to qualify for the final last year, only the second time Armenia...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 1/37 – Albania
So as night follows day we start the countdown with Albania. Also, as night follows day, it is almost certain that a shouty woman...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Slovenia
On My Way by Omar Naber
There are six acts or artists returning to the Eurovision stage this year having previously competed as billed or...
Nick “does” 2025 – Italy
ITALY - Volevo Essere Un Duro – Lucio Corsi
Dear reader, I think I may have been a bit overambitious with my writing schedule this...