Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2024 Part 11 – Estonia
(nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi by 5MIINUST x Puuluup
If you think that combination of song title and artist is exhausting to read...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Austria is ‘full-throttle’
Austria
JJ – Wasted Love
You can almost hear the pitch meeting: a fragile opening line, a trembling upper register, then bam—crank up the production, cue...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Netherlands is French
Netherlands (the)Claude – C'est la vie
Ah, the Netherlands. Never one to shout, scream, or combust theatrically on stage—they’ve gone and done a very Dutch...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Croatia
I get how this is likely someone's warped idea of televoting cat nip, and maybe that's why I reacted in the way I did...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Norway
A bit of quasi-religious chanting and a husky-voiced vocal delivering something that has Eurovision written huge. There's even one of those whistle notes that...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Estonia according to Mo
Most years, we get a song like this – an entry that a kinder (but equally clueless) hack might describe as a ‘mixed age’...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 5/37 – Azerbaijan
Azerbaijan used to be known as the country that would pay the Swedes to get decent results and, indeed, their only win in this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 33/37 – Spain
Further to yesterday I also suspect that Nebulosa would not only fail the ducking stool test but would come back at you and tell...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 12 – Finland
Ich Komme by Erika Vikman
I’ve seldom been as thankful for being one of the organisers and presenters of Second Cherry – a second...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta
Serving by Marianna Conte
I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...