Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Denmark
I suspect I'm not the right demographic (ageing homosexual who would rather children be seen and not heard) for Reiley's frothy pop ditty. That...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: San Marino
Piqued Jacks won one of the most drawn-out (and low-quality) Eurovision selection processes I have ever witnessed. If SMRTV had presented just the final...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Greece according to Mo
For some years, Greece has been the saviour of Eurovision, sending credible song after credible song. Performers who stand up way beyond the Contest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 9/37 – Czech Republic
I refuse to call them Czechia, just like their athletics team. They finally seemed to get the contest last year after years in the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 0 – That elephant again
It's been twelve months since I wrote the original version of this but it's still as relevant today.
I fervently believe a majority of my...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France
FRANCE – Maman – Louane
This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...
Nick “does” 2025 – Netherlands (The)
NETHERLANDS (The) – C’est La Vie – Claude
When I was about 12, I wrote a short essay/poem about a rollercoaster for English class at...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Armenia
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Yw6LdDo7HxA
Fly With Me by Artsvik
They may have kept us hanging on to be the last country to show its hand this year, but the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Romania
Yodel It by Ilinca featuring Alex Florea
I hope you’ve had the opportunity to attend the brilliant Eurobeat, a theatre show parody of Eurovision with...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Azerbaijan
This is easily the weakest Eurovision song from oil-rich Azerbaijan - and a bit of a jolt after the faux art-pop of 2017. No...