Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – Estonia
The Lucky One by Uku Suviste
There’ll be plenty of people thankful to see Uku back this year even without hearing him sing a note....
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Netherlands (The)
NETHERLANDS (THE) - Jeangu Macrooy - Birth Of A New Age
Ik heb achttien maanden Nederlands geleerd, en het enige wat ik heb is deze...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me closer
Denying 'Hold me closer' is a cracking song is like pretending not to be impressed by the Grand...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Czechia according to Mo
Aiko brings an eighties American punky girl band vibe to Eurovision. I sort of expect the vocals to be ropey live, but I’m not...
OnEurope Eurovision Countdown 2022 – The final results
For 40 days and 40 nights, the good people of OnEurope Towers listened to and gave personal ratings for the songs taking part in...
So what are the scores on those doors, Larry?
So, we've all been busy with writing those little pen countdowns for you to enjoy or laugh at or shake your head at, but...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 4 – AUSTRIA
Nobody But You by Cesár Sampson
Such is the recent success of Bulgaria at Eurovision that the team behind this has been drafted into other...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This is all shades of wrong. Literally all of them, not just some of them that Eurovision puts...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Poland
I've watched the national final performance and then the official music video - the difference in vocal quality between the two might prove to...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Denmark … exists
DenmarkSissal – Hallucination
There’s a peculiar kind of Eurovision entry that feels like it was designed not so much to win as to simply exist....