Nick “does” 2025 – United Kingdom
UNITED KINGDOM – Remember Monday – What The Hell Just Happened?
Finally! The end of the alphabet. It’s felt like a long and rambling old...
Why Your Favourite Song Isn’t Going To Win Eurovision – 2024...
So, seeing as everybody has boycotted this year’s Eurovision this annual feature of ours is completely immaterial this time round. Wait! What? Oh heck,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – San Marino
Spirit of the Night by Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson
There’s a lot of longevity going on in San Marino: yep – Valentina’s back! I...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 18 – Ireland
Maps by Lesley Roy
Despite only using the term maps as a metaphor for inner soul searching, Lesley Roy’s been packed off to a windy...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Luxembourg according to Mo
They’ve been gone too long – perhaps too long, as this return is no tour de force.
It’s like someone took a bunch of recent...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37/37 – United Kingdom
As tradition is, and because it;s the last one alphabetically, we move to the home country, United Kingdom. Olly Alexander has been pilloried by...
Mo’s 2021 Eurovision preview party: Part One
This year - just like the EBU - I'm doing things a little differently, and sharing my take on the three-minute midget gems coming...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 35 – Switzerland
Watergun by Remo Forrer.
Eurovision may officially be an apolitical beast, but the reality of world events inevitably finds its way to the stage. Just...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 27 – Montenegro
Montenegro is one of the least successful of Eurovision nations. In 10 attempts they’ve only twice graced the final, and never better than 13th....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
If someone had told me this song was written by two teenage boys who spend their out of school...