Eurovision Countdown 2025: Malta is just slaying
MaltaMiriana Conte – Serving
Ah, Malta. That plucky island nation whose Eurovision strategy seems increasingly based on handing the keys to someone young, eager, and...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Austria
The Austrian delegation played a blinder with their crystal ball Twitter account upsetting people left, right and centre. Their delegation head recounting fever dreams....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 21/37 – Latvia
Sudden Lights - Aijā
Latvia, factfans, have only qualiied twice from their respective Semi Final in the last thirteen contests. But why is that? -...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Cyprus according to Mo
Who hasn’t woken up and felt all ooh-la-la? My money was on liar rhyming with higher and fire. Silia didn’t let me down, all...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 2/37 – Armenia
f you want ethnic, come to Armenia – or at least listen to this song. To the untrained ear of the Eurovision viewer, this...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 31/37 – Serbia
I’ve got to admit, dear listener, that I confused Teya Dora with Teya from last year when I first saw her name in the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 9 – Czechia
Kiss Kiss Goodbye by ADONXS
Several artists of the class of 2025 have chosen to stylise their stage names in capitals, which makes it look...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 22 – Lithuania
Tavo Akys by Katarsis
Well, this is cheery. Katarsis is, I’m informed, by a brief introduction on the official Eurovision website, an experimental rock band...
Eurovision CountDown 2025 – Results are in and it’s surprised us!
After several thousand words of guff, 148 sets of votes with no collusion (Cos we are honest here, guv) and several minutes of taking...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Macedonia (FYR of)
Dance Alone by Jana Burčeska
Every now and then a song comes along which completely bucks the trend of history for the country it represents....