Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 30/37 – San Marino
If at first you don’t succeed – fuck off to another national final, that’s what they say isn’t it? – Megara, the group because...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – San Marino according to Mo
We’re going full-on rock in this year’s import to the plucky microstate of San Marino.
There are shades of Måneskin, but this has a more...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 29/37 – Portugal
Portugal can never be accused of composing something because its popular or following the trends in Eurovision – in fact the motto of MGM...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Portugal according to Mo
As always, the Portuguese sound to be taking part in a completely different contest from the rest of us.
Sometimes it works. Sometimes it’s a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Portugal
Each year during the national final season there are some Eurovision constants. The better-known names are gonna qualify in Melfest; Sanremo is gonna go...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 28/37 – Poland
This is potentially the song that most of the fans will have been sleeping on.
At first glance what you have in the first verse...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Poland according to Mo
This is my winner. I’m a sucker for three-songs-in-one-tune schtick.
Luna wastes no time – she gets in, does the job, has a bit of...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 28 – Poland
“Luna likes to derive as much kind energy as she can from the moon.” . “And when she lacks energy – she enjoys a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 27/37 – Norway
I can’t lie – Super Rob and Erica-from-Norwich lost the quiz of the week and I was here for that, well that and the...
Eurovision Countdown 24 – Norway according to Mo
Imagine, if you will, one of those dark and brooding scandi-noir detective dramas turned into a three-minute rock song. And you have ‘Ulveham’.
It’s dramatic,...