Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 32 of 39 – San...
Fucking hell where did this come from?! Baby RAI have been sat in the corner with only Valentina Monetta and the comfort of their...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – San Marino
Spirit of the Night by Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson
There’s a lot of longevity going on in San Marino: yep – Valentina’s back! I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Part 34 of 39 – Slovenia
Slovenia are up against it from the moment this song starts, and not because of the song. It's drawn second - notoriously the worst...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 – Part 6/37 – Belgium
Belgium - Gustaph - Because Of You
Those of you with short memories will remember that when Michael Ben-David minced onto the stage with his...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 43 – Ukraine
The final song and my first thought about this is "Isn't it unlucky to be under ladders" - it seems so in this case...
Mo’s Eurovision 2023 Countdown: Switzerland
I'm at that age where it isn't just policemen who look too young to be doing the job, it's extended to Swiss Eurovision entrants....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
Eurovision tends to bring us either a song or a performance. The sweet spot happens when the two coincide.
For...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 3 – Australia
Milkshake Man by Go-Jo
Are you thirsty? Go-Jo certainly is, and he seems to possess an endless supply of creamy froth to help us quench...
Nick’s 2021 Eurovision Countdown – Germany
GERMANY - Jendrik - I Don't Feel Hate
Countdown Grand Prix 1998 is my happy place. It never fails to cheer me up in all...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2023 Part 15 – Germany
Blood and Glitter by Lord of the Lost.
Despite having a recent win in 2010 it’s difficult to describe Germany’s attempts to adapt to modern...