Nick “does” 2025 – Malta
MALTA – Serving – Miriana Conte
Let me take you back in time, dear reader, to the heady days of the early 1980s. Lady Di...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Netherlands (The)
Lights and Shadows by O’G3NE
There’s no better example than The Netherlands that the secret recipe for Eurovision is as simple as having a good...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2018 – Armenia
Sevak Khanagyan smoulders through 'Qami' in a video that includes more fingerless gloves and dry ice than a whole stack of Madonna promotional clips.
It...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 19 – HUNGARY
Viszlát Nyár by AWS
One of the greatest joys of being a Eurovision fan is my fellow fans, and what I can learn from them....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 2 – Armenia
It’s a bold choice to call your song “Walking out” when you are singing in a live music contest full of people but hey,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 10 – Czech Republic
It’s taken a while, but after a painful journey of awful rock, strained ballads and a cartoonish play on minority ethnicity, the Czech Republic...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 36 – Serbia
Whenever i hear strings at the start of a Balkan song, my heart sinks, because it means another heartfelt ballad about something depressing. For...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 8 – Cyprus
El Diablo by Elena Tsagrinou
Let’s hope Elena Tsagrinou is still around to perform this by May and hasn’t been swallowed into the depths of...
Nick’s Eurovision Countdown 2021 – Italy
ITALY - Maneskin - Zitti i Buoni
Sometime on Saturday Week 3 (or the 22nd May as it's known in more standard calendars), somewhere in...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
This song, for me, poses a question that I never thought I would ever ask in the history of...