Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32 – Norway
I can’t even get through this song without punching something – and that really is a problem when you have tickets to sit in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Belgium
Eliot from Belgium is performing a song written by the guy behind 2017's 'City Lights' - and there is a certain similarity in tone....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Germany
This hotchpotch box of awfulness deserves to be sent back to Germany unopened.
From the dreadful lyric (I tried to hold you under, but honey,...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Sweden
I get the impression SVT has been treading water. They've wanted to stay in the top ten, but it felt too soon for a...
Nick’s Countdown – Austria and Azerbaijan
AUSTRIA
I feel like I’m getting to that time of life where every so often a question gets asked that punches me repeatedly in the...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 16 – Greece
Last Dance by Stefania
Should everything go tits-up with travel plans the half-Dutch Greek singer Stefania might be one of the few performers able to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 26 – North Macedonia
Here I Stand by Vasil
A year before his aborted attempt to be the lead artist for North Macedonia I had spotted Vasil as a...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38 – Ukraine
Shum by Go_A
Ever since Kate Bush had the foresight to blend her own music with the majestic voices of the Trio Bulgarka I’ve had...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 15 – Georgia
Circus Mircus - Lock Me In
Mr Hacksaw said to me in passing when this song came out: "people are going to have trouble describing...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...