Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 7 – Bulgaria
Intelligent Music Project – Intention
IMP are like a selection box of every kind of weird bloke who drank in your local pub for decades,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
OK it’s time for a Phil rant.
Dear TVM, my second favourite broadcaster, if you are going to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 11 – Denmark
When unaffected by Covid the Danish national final always looks great on TV. There’s a huge set, in a huge arena, and recently they’ve...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 33 – San Marino
Dear Achille Lauro,
I watched you in Sanremo in 2019 singing Rolls Royce and I confess that I dismissed both you and the song. I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me Closer.
The first thing that we have to say is that the juries loved this song considerably more than...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 37 – Sweden
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold me closer
Denying 'Hold me closer' is a cracking song is like pretending not to be impressed by the Grand...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 11 – Denmark
Reddi – The Show
Now I, like every non-Danish person watching this final, didn’t know that this song had won the super final, as the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 22 – Latvia
Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
The whole point of a joke entry is to make the listener laugh. This song does not do that,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 10 – Czech Republic
Love may be a many splendored thing, but it’s the messy end of the affair that offers such rich pickings to artists, poring over...