Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 25 – Moldova
Zdob şi Zdub & Fraţii Advahov - Trenuleţul
In years to come, the 'Trenuleţul' video will be played in Dignitas waiting rooms to help customers...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 20 – Israel
I don’t know about you but by now I’m itching for a big gay hands in the air poppers o’clock stomper. And here he...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 3 – Australia
Australia, alphabetically, serves up the first of what will emerge as a theme in 2022: the introspective sadboi. I hadn’t seen the copycat style...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
And so, as tradition dictates, we get to my home entry ... and by tradition I clearly mean the alphabet....
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 29 – Norway
Why, grandma. What big… bananas you have! Little Red Riding Hood is given a surrealist intergalactic make over with hungry yellow space wolves in...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 12 – Estonia
STEFAN - Hope
Rarely have I heard a song start with such promise. A brooding spaghetti western backing track, a moody mumbled verse and then...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 33 – San Marino
Achille Lauro – Stripper
OK then, let's get it out of the way before we start shall we?
I make no apology for posting that. Achille...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llámame – WRS
Imagine if you will a photocopy of a photocopy of Luca Hari's surprisingly triumphant Eurovision performance and you have WRS. Add in...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 40 – United Kingdom
Maybe it’s just because I live in the UK and I’m closer to the discussions, but I can’t think of another country that’s picked...