Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 5 – Azerbaijan
Nadir Rüstəmli - Fade to black
Well stop me backwards – if it isn’t a non-woman singing for Azerbaijan. Chingiz Can’t was the last one,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 6 – Belgium
Belgium has tended to plunder its various versions of The Voice franchise to source their Eurovision entrant, and this year is no different. Jérémie...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 31 – Portugal
Saudade Saudade – MARO
Saudade Saudade may be the dreariest song ever unleashed onto an unsuspecting public, and yet I keep reading how it's truly...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 32 – Romania
WRS is pronounced Urs, which should give me every opportunity to shoehorn in a quip about my love for bears. WRS himself is quite...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 14 – France
Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
Now this, lady and gentlemen, this is more like it. Those of you with long memories will remember Brittany’s attempt...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 35 – Slovenia
LPS – Disko
Ahhh disco, that woefully underused genre at the Eurovision – I wonder if we are going to get a version of I...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 9 – Cyprus
Andromache – Ela
So ... another year comes round and as night follows day Panik Records get their mitts on a Cypriot entry. And ......
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 21 – Italy
Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
So Mahmood has come back to the Eurovision – saints preserve us all and the Northern league are going to...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 9 – Cyprus
In Greek mythology Andromache is the fighter of men. Our latterday Greek warrior, representing Cyprus, has no men in sight in her video, but...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 7 – Bulgaria
Intelligent Music Project – Intention
IMP are like a selection box of every kind of weird bloke who drank in your local pub for decades,...