Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Having stated to all and sundry that the German national final was the worst thing in Christendom, I am then reminded...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38 – Switzerland
It’s a return to the sad and introspective numbers now for our weeping Bear from Switzerland. Marius ponders the male relationship with crying and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 7 – Bulgaria
When the first entry of 2022 was revealed to be rock, we speculated at the extent to which the genre would permeate the year...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 24 – Malta
Malta will be represented this year by Aidan singing his song Ritmu. It’s a cracking slice of pop flavoured with Latin rhythms and reggaeton,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 39 – Ukraine
Even as Ukraine’s national selection Vidbir was taking place Russian troops were assembling along its borders. It seemed entirely fitting that the winning song,...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 25 – Moldova
Zdob şi Zdub is back for a third go at Eurovision for Moldova. They’ve teamed up with the Advahov Brothers to serve us up...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 16 – Germany
Malik Harris - Rockstars
The German Final of 2022 made me question my life choices. t was, to be blunt, fucking awful with six songs...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 3 – Australia
Sheldon Riley - Not the same
This song, for me, poses a question that I never thought I would ever ask in the history of...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 10 – Czech Republic
Love may be a many splendored thing, but it’s the messy end of the affair that offers such rich pickings to artists, poring over...