Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 24 – Malta
Emma Muscat - I Am What I Am
OK it’s time for a Phil rant.
Dear TVM, my second favourite broadcaster, if you are going to...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 40 – United Kingdom
Space Man – Sam Ryder
After years of deserved low scores, someone at the BBC (aided by TaP) has hit lucky and plucked a decent...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 26 – Montenegro
Fun fact: did you know that Montenegro has only qualified for the final twice since their debut in 2007? It’s a sorry record, and...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38 – Switzerland
It’s a return to the sad and introspective numbers now for our weeping Bear from Switzerland. Marius ponders the male relationship with crying and...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 19 – Ireland
Brooke - That's Rich
Sounding like a song that came second in the BBC's 'Eurovision You Decide', Brooke turns in a jarring performance of a...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 32 – Romania
Llamame – WRS
So, I was THIS many seconds old when I translated the title from Spanish into English and got this:
and my Eurovision lives...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 36 – Spain
Chanel – Slo Mo
To give Chanel credit, this is far and away the best thing Spain has fronted up with at Eurovision in years....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 29 – Norway
Subwolfer – Give that Wolf a Banana
This almost didn't make it thanks to Covid - they had to give up their MGP heat place....
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...