Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 23 – Luxembourg
La Poupée Monte Le Son by Laura Thorn
I was pleased to see Luxembourg return to Eurovision last year. I always felt it was a...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Netherlands is French
Netherlands (the)Claude – C'est la vie
Ah, the Netherlands. Never one to shout, scream, or combust theatrically on stage—they’ve gone and done a very Dutch...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025- Part 25/37 – Montenegro
Montenegro - Nina Žižić – Dobrodošli
So, lying here in my bed In the hospital (Yes I’m still fucking here), and I’ve got this far, and...
Nick “does” 2025 – Luxembourg
LUXEMBOURG – La Poupee Monte Le Son – Laura Thorn
“And so I wrote a song, la la la lalala, ‘bout how you did me...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 22 – Lithuania
Tavo Akys by Katarsis
Well, this is cheery. Katarsis is, I’m informed, by a brief introduction on the official Eurovision website, an experimental rock band...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 21 – Latvia
Bur Man Laimi by Tautumeitas
Eurovision’s rules permit though don’t mandate a maximum 6 people on stage. Tautumeitas are squeezing in all of their allowance....
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 24/37 Malta
Malta - Mariana Conte - Serving
So Malta had this wheeze, right, that they would have a song in their final which was all about...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Montenegro is back
MontenegroNina Žižić – Dobrodošli
Montenegro returns to the contest with Nina Žižić—a name Eurovision fans may remember from her high-camp cyborg guest vocal in 2013’s...
Nick “does” 2025 – Lithuania
LITHUANIA – Tavo Akys – Katarsis
As implausible as it may seem for someone for whom 99% of my musical gamut revolves around “have Birthe...
Nick “does” 2025 – Latvia
LATVIA – Bur Man Laimi - Tantumeitas
Dammit, I’ve not prewritten this one! Alexia, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to… no? Ah, heck.
Now, a...