Literally what the hell just happened?
Did you enjoy the first semifinal? Did you favourite crash and burn or soar to new heights? Following the show, the ten qualifiers got...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Georgia
GEORGIA – Freedom – Mariam Shengelia
I promised myself what with all of the shenanigans that are going on in this contest that I would...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Norway is familiar
NorwayKyle Alessandro – Lighter
From the land of fjords, fish, and fantastically committed Eurovision entries comes Lighter, Norway’s solidly middle-lane offering courtesy of Kyle Alessandro—a...
Queerbaiting at Eurovision: Are We Being Played?
As Eurovision 2025 approaches, the glitter-strewn path to Basel reveals an increasingly complex relationship between what the popular press insists on calling Europe's campest...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 32/37 – Slovenia
Slovenia - Klemen - How much time do we have left?
Ah yes, another one of those singers that "the Internet" is trying to cancel...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Estonia is baffling
EstoniaTommy Cash – Espresso Macchiato
There are novelty entries, and then there’s whatever Espresso Macchiato is trying to be. Tommy Cash, Estonia’s resident agent of...
Lithuania Third Heat Result
Here are the results of the third Lithuanian heat. We're back to the usual number of nine songs and the top 2 after Televote...
Nick “does” 2025 – Portugal
PORTUGAL – Deslocado – Napa
If James Stewart played the role of Napa in It’s a Wonderful Life, the second half of the film would...
Nick “does” 2025 – Croatia
CROATIA – Poison Cake – Marko Bošnjak
What you think of Denmark? Do you like Espain? You can ask without any reply. But what about...
Nick “does” 2025 – Spain
SPAIN – Melody – Esa Diva
Oh Spain. I’ve had such a complicated relationship with you over the years, and we don’t very often give...