Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 43 – UNITED KINGDOM
Storm by SuRie
Well done, you’ve made it with me to the end of my Countdown. It can feel like a marathon with 43 entries...
People tell me I’m not a “real” journalist
As many of you may know, I have a real job - that takes up a considerable amount of time - and this fine...
Latvia … still as funny as …
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To me, and this is clearly only my opinion, Laura doesn't have the facial expressions or the kind of voice to...
Norway: that’s how you coast through a second rehearsal
For a song that’s coming up the ranking with the bookies, I’ve seldom seen such a lack of enthusiasm amongst fans as for Alexander...
The first 2018 proper national final – La France? C’est vous!
I know people will think that Albania is the first proper national final, but as that took place in 2017 this - the French...
Seventeen in the running for Serbian Eurovision song
Serbian TV is treating us to Beovizija once more after a run of internal selections.
Broadcaster RTS has announced the seventeen songs (picked from a starting...
Lithuanian semi-final results
It's been real. It's taken forever and there have been many many songs that have fallen along the way.
Lithuania is almost there with its...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 37 – San Marino
Ok – Lets get all of the b*llocks out of the way here. SMRTV can not organise a piss up in a brewery. This...
Melodithingumy – Semi 1 – All you need to know!
So, so-called Gay Christmas if you are a Eurovision fan, Melodifestivalen, starts tonight and if you thought that the Lithuanian selection was ridiculous this...
Again, Novenia
They still include an eighteen-second break - attributed to a supposed 'technical difficulty' - in this rehearsal, and it looks as hideous as it...