Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 27 – Latvia
The keen-eyed among you will have worked out that this should have been part 26 but hey, that's life!
Now if you are named after...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 38 – Serbia
Here we go again – Balkan Ballad mark 2 from everyone’s favourite Balkan county. I don’t know what it is with these types of...
Lithuania – When on earth …
... did they get very very good.
The first thing that we have to say is LOSE THE GRAPHICS. You'll understand when you see this,...
Switzerland – Build them up and watch them fall
Just for context here, I said in my review of this song:
"And then the lyric reminds me of words randomly thrown together in a...
Netherlands – Everyone’s got a little WTF in them?
Dear AVROTROS. Waylon had a perfectly serviceable song. He could have sung this on his own in faux cowboy gear and a stetson with...
Ukraine – vampires are alive … again
Ukraine brings the semi finals to a close. And it’s a confusing close. Melovin is lying down, looking like he’s strapped into some contraption...
Portugal – Not Fado but Fad-ish
There are two schools of thought on this.
Mine is that this song is a 2:38 moan by one girl about the other girl's dead...
Germany: too much swirl
It’s all go this morning, so I only saw half of Germany, again. It’s too busy for me. They’ve brought their own projection backdrop...
Here are the Slovenian EMA Eurovision songs
It's been drip-drip-drip over in Slovenia as RTVSLO revealed four songs every few days, teasing us Eurofans ahead of their national final, the 2018...
As predicted, It wasn’t the end for Israel
In a move that has stunned absolutely no one that bothers to look at these kind of things, the new Israeli broadcaster KAN *will*...