Belgium – all alone and in the danger zone again
Belgium! Oh. I love this song but I’m not sure about this presentation. Sennek is out on the bridge, the first performer to leave...
Finland – Saara in a spin
It’s time for Saara Aalto, and for us to see whether she’s improved the dog’s dinner of the presentation in the Finnish UMK. She...
Russia – I’m not sure if it’s a deliberate ploy
...but this is either trolling on the highest level, or a grave miscalculation from Russia.
First of all Yulia is sitting atop a MOUNTAIN on...
Brave jacket choice sir!
Montenegrin Vanja Inje house (sorry!) in a very loud and dazzling turquoise and white textured asymmetrical suit which is something you don’t see every...
Serbia’s superfluous striding
It’s all coming thick and fast today. Many delegations are only doing two tries, so bink and you’ll miss it. Serbia has had their...
Spain: sounding good, but switch back to the first outfits
It’s Spain now, and I unashamedly, unabashedly love this! I thought they’d got a fairly good sense of it by Friday, so there’s not...
Até já, Portugal, shalom Israel
Bom dia, Oneuropeans! Tudo bem? I may be back in the UK but my heart is still in Lisbon. As the dust settles on...
Eurovision 2018 dates will make you want to check out hotel...
With the European Broadcasting Union finally agreeing dates for the next Eurovision Song Contest, fans have already taken to hotel booking sites to secure...
Estonia’s songs have been quietly pushed out
With no warning, our chums at Estonian broadcaster ERR have previewed the semi finalists for this year's Eesti Laul. We've blatantly lifted them from...
And news from the good old UK of Stuff
The BBC has provided us with the below press release for the UK Final, Eurovision: Your Decision, on 7th February announcing the songs and...