Slovenia – EMA – First semi Final Results
Slovenian broadcaster RTVSLO has kicked off its search for a song to represent the country in Kiev at the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. Once...
Fusedemarc win after a long long long time in Lithuania
In a final that we have largely ignored - principally because we didn't understand it - Fusedmarc seem to have won the Lithuanian selection...
Bot or not – Who faked it at Eurovision 2017?
Anyone can gather Twitter followers. You don’t have to be famous. All you have to do is pay for them.
We often judge a celebrity...
Hungary’s hairy man hasn’t had his man bun cut and it...
So then Hungary, what is this you have brought to the table? Why it's ethnicity, that's what this smells of. Roy D Hacksaw (of...
UK – Start composing … NOW!
The day has come. The UK - that bastion of good taste and great music - has, by the grace of God and the...
Malta Song for Europe – Full results
I'm not in Malta. I've never been. I knew someone who went and they came back with a nasty cold, so there's a lesson...
Portugal – has the real RTP stood up?
The first Portuguese semi final was a bit of a blur to me, being in Malta with dodgy technology and arguably focusing on the...
Georgia – They had a final you know!
So, that country down in the deep south ... of Europe, Georgia, gave us a treat for eye and ear on Friday 20th January....
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Azerbaijan – My lovely horse
Dihaj is first up after a short break - and if you've been following the bookies, this song was fancied to turn in a...