Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 6
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Tijana looks good at 10am in the morning mind…..
Well having just got here I am treated with Serbia.
My first impression is that it feels very familiar and Tijana doesn't appear to be...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Estonia
Verona by Koit Toome & Laura
“Sleeping all alone, you wake up with a butt on your hands” sings Laura in the song’s opening line....
The granddaddy of them all? oh Italy!
Webstream
The Festival della canzone italiana di Sanremo (in English: Italian song festival of Sanremo) is the most popular Italian song contest and awards, held...
Svala keeps it in the family for Eurovision
When Svala performs 'Paper' at the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest, one person cheering her on will know exactly what she's going through.
Her father - Bo...
If Estonia was hatesex …
This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...
I’ve caused a bit of debate
Apparently on Twitter it seems that Penis-gate isn't a thing. I have been (sometimes forcefully) told that the neon shapes in the Latvian background...
UK – Start composing … NOW!
The day has come. The UK - that bastion of good taste and great music - has, by the grace of God and the...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Want to know who qualified for the final?
It's all over now bar the shouting - we have the line-up for Saturday evening's big show. Eighteen songs battled it out for ten...