Fusedemarc win after a long long long time in Lithuania
In a final that we have largely ignored - principally because we didn't understand it - Fusedmarc seem to have won the Lithuanian selection...
Eurovision 2017 – Qualifiers from the first semi final
Ten songs have qualified tonight - some predictable, a few surprises - but that's the joy of Eurovision.
Shortly after the show ten winners of...
UK are having issues with their large erection!
It seems that the UK were having issues with their large glass erection which could present a problem when it comes to the real...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Finland
Blackbird by Norma John
The Finnish final once again didn’t fail to delight. There’s more than plenty to pick over for those, like me, compiling...
Kiev restricts Eurovision alcohol sales
If you feel like the only way to get through Eurovision is to pour a stiff drink, spare a thought for the OnEurope team...
Swedish singer hits back at Eurovision winner
When Portuguese singer Salvador Sobral picked up the 2017 Eurovision trophy, his short acceptance speech ruffled some feathers. “Music is not fireworks; music is...
Slovenia – EMA – First semi Final Results
Slovenian broadcaster RTVSLO has kicked off its search for a song to represent the country in Kiev at the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest. Once...
Eurovision Countdown 2017 – Part 8
Every few days between now and the Big Show, OnEurope's pundits continue to share ill-informed ideas about what's going to win the 2017 Eurovision...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – San Marino
Spirit of the Night by Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson
There’s a lot of longevity going on in San Marino: yep – Valentina’s back! I...
Belgium – All alone in the danger zone
I'm almost certain I'll not be the first or last to quote Blanche's Eurovision lyric back at her this week. We're all back from...