Norwegian Monsters
Norway is probably my favourite this year. I adore the dark ambiguity of it. This is well staged, with a single steadicam shot for...
Has it been six months already?
…since this was picked?
Amber is up next for Malta pulling together various borrowed strands from many different other Eurovision songs and years. Conchita’s flaming...
My little San Marino
Imagine, if you will, an ant standing next to an elephant, going “DUUHHH DUHHH DUUUHHHH MILLION VOIIIIICES. DUH DUHHHH DUHHH WON’T BE LOOOOONELY ANYMORE”...
The United Kingdom might be about to blow us all away
It’s time for the UK… What will it be like…?
They’re more than 15 minutes late. It’s not clear whether this is because we’re running...
How early?
What kind of ungodly hour is this on a Sunday? The rehearsals start at 9.40. Nine bloody forty! There should be a law against...
I have a problem with Netherlands, the
Right back at first steps, first principles. Get your song title right. Trijntje is very emotional and upset that I (me, the viewer at...
Hacksaw on winners
You wanted more opinion on winners? You’ve come to the right place. Continuing our look at the winners, Roy – sorry, That’s Mr Roy...
It’s official, Phil likes his wieners
Here’s the conclusion of our look at the winners of our favourite TV show. And who better to judge the ones in glorious HD...
Iceland – It’s the Minipops (well one of them)
Dear RUV, can you get your styling och consulting people to stop making Maria look like a 10 year old Emillie De Forest on...