Iceland – Even with Hera
There are no redeeming features for this song. It’s badly staged ( i.e a 22 yr old in a 9 yr olds clothing) singing...
Lithuania … It could be Maltese
The two of them both look very good on stage and Monica and Vaidas have the *potential* to do very well. My problem with...
Australia – really rather good for 10 seconds
After the first 10 seconds I went… “Shit”…
It all went a bit meh after that to be honest. Guy is clearly a professional…. singer...
Business Class Eurovision
So today’s the day when priority boarding finally gets to the head of the queue here at Final Airport (formerly Semifinal Airport), and the...
The Czech Republic are BACK!
I dunno, maybe it’s been a long day, but the return of the Czechs is getting a modestly warm reaction in the press centre...
Montenegro and Malta – together at last
Montenegro really remains professional, standard issue Zeljko fare. Vocally fine, staging almost fine… there is one little moment where they take an overhead shot...
Switzerland…. zzzzzzzz
This song passes me by. Melanie is singing a cracking little song but, like a fair few in this contest, it doesn’t hold the...
Cyprus, Slovenia and an early Poland to close
I didn’t really see Cyprus, sorry. I’m not doing that well this afternoon, it’s been a long day. And I have been moonlighting for...
Rosé’s view from the beanbag, semi one
It seems there’s a song contest on!! Blimey, how did that come around so quickly? You certainly wouldn’t know there’s a song contest on...
I have a problem with Slovenia
They have an absolutely super song. They have a very attractive singer with a lacy dress and big headphones. They have a good looking...