Warrior #2, sign in please!
So with the editor-in-chief moonlighting for a popular ESC website from Ireland, whose name I won’t mention, it’s down to me to talk down...
Missed Russia so Denmark.
Nipped out in the break to find Lost and Found. Got lost. My life is comedy gold, let’s be honest.
Disappointingly nobody handed me in,...
Vaidas from Lithuania is Lovely
Lovely Vaidas is on stage now. Lovely Vaidas is singing a duet. Lovely Vaidas has changed his waistcoat for a proper suit today, but...
UK first rehearsal is messy
Oh dear oh dear.. The United Kingdom has left us all in a various states of disappointment, bewilderment and just general sadness that this...
Austria – Making our minds up
Phil: Austria – Making a mess
**MESS** **MESS** **MESS**
See, ORF Circa 1982 knew what to do here…. The brief from ORF 2015 is clearly
“Dear Makemakes,
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Iceland & Sweden, a Nordic duo
Iceland is very cute. It’s Maria centre stage with 5 backing vocalists, including Hera Björk, to the rear right side. There’s a kind of...
Terminal three flight on time
Good morning Europe!
Battling through the London morning rush hour to meet That Monty at Heathrow terminal three (flight’s on time) though perhaps That Monty...
Arresting start from Moldova
Semi one kicks off with Eduard from Ukraine via Moldova on a climbing frame plonked on the stage as a helipad with with butch/camp...
San Marino – It is the Siegel entry
Well Ralph, you’ve done it again. You’ve managed to find two songs from your back pocket, sellotape them together and let loose two naive...
Golden forks of Friday
Now, I went to an awards ceremony the other day, and the people who were organising the awards ceremony actually won the awards ceremony....