2013

That 1980's cult flick Flash (ahhhhh-hhhhaaaaaaa) Gordon's costumiers have been gainfully employed for this one - She's wearing Leatherette chainmail on, therefore keeping Dagenham...

Roy D Hacksaw talks the shits about this song - he thinks its qualifying - he's clearly mentalist!! He also says "let time be the...

I've been to the Malmö arena before, for a Melodifestivalen heat a few years back, so I knew it wasn't the prettiest of arenas...

Whoever said that the Eurovision of 2013 is "a bit shit" is clearly a) right and b) right but in the wrong way. I would...

Ukraine is the sillys.... fact! There is no escaping that the concept and the stage show are, indeed, from a mind of a twisted individual...

Albania – We only speak one language, so there are no tears anymore Armenia – Who’s the one with the clever face? That can tell...

Italy, Sweden and the United Kingdom voted in this semi-final. Draw Country Language Artist Song Place Points 01 Austria English Natália Kelly "Shine" 14 27 02 Estonia Estonian Birgit "Et uus saaks alguse" 10 52 03 Slovenia English Hannah "Straight into Love" 16 8 04 Croatia Croatian Klapa s Mora "Mižerja" 13 38 05 Denmark English Emmelie de Forest "Only Teardrops" 1 167 06 Russia English Dina Garipova "What If" 2 156 07 Ukraine English Zlata Ognevich "Gravity" 3 140 08 Netherlands English Anouk "Birds" 6 75 09 Montenegro Montenegrin Who...

Greetings Oneuropers, from the continuing adventures from a fugitive from the bounds of sanity.  I found myself uttering 'Am I still at this fecking...

There are two members of this esteemed team that says that Azerbaijan is winning - I say that the coffee in here is too...

Ooh our Natalie seems to have got a little bit of Eurovision throat going on and didn't seem totally at ease today. The German delegation...