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We know who is rich (and who’s a bitch)

This article forms part of the OnEurope archive and was originally published on oneurope.co.uk. It has been permanently migrated to oneurope.net, the official home of OnEurope.

Dear OnEuropeans,

One of our esteemed readers has suggested that Jody and I have been too even-handed in our video punditry and would like to see us a little better-oiled and spilling the beans on just who is, and I quote, a complete c*nt. Well, do you realise just how expensive it is to get us that trollied in this country? But never fear, I have a cun*ing plan! What say we set up a get-us-pissed fund to ease all that bitching along? The more you give the more c*nts we’ll name. That sounds like a good deal to me!

It’s a long list, mind you, you’ll need to give very, very generously…

Monty x