Turkey 2011 – A Gerry Anderson production
Someone at TRT has been getting the Joe 90 re-runs out again, looking at it and thinking "What can we do with the sixth...
Drop those big money balls
It looks hideous - Christos and his gang don't need to be swaying about the stage and the woman with the big balls doesn't...
How Azerbaijan won Eurovision by accident
When Ell and Nikki won the Eurovision Song Contest for Azerbaijan last May there were immediate loud cries of “foul” ringing out through the...
Euroclub news – Part 1.5
It's all been a tad quiet on the bad behaviour front down at party central. Either this year's bunch are a lot more well...
Another Day Over
It's official - Sweden are imploding. After an eventful rehearsal they've postponed the press conference to a time yet to be determined, and cancelled...
Juke Box Fury – a review of Semi Final One rehearsals
Hello all. I've obviously got some ground to make up on the rest of you having only just discovered the wifi in my hostel...
Holiday on the buses
Oh it's a great life on the bus trip!
Just got back from a smashing tour about the town courtesy of the generous organisers. We...
News is reaching us at OnEurope towers
Rehearsals have started late - given that fact that we aren't there and the whole thing falls to shit, one can only come to...
The Bosnian dangerman
Now then, in a night of party filth, my first impulse was to walk away from the pop tunes and head off to the...