Nuts sir?!
Macedonia is all kinds of awful as well! - this morning has not boded well. Firstly, the rapper has ditched the Puffa jacket he...
Portugal struggling to mark an impression
Filipa Azvedo appears to be wearing a bridesmaid's dress with a black cummerbund. She worries me. She is trying very hard, but to my...
Every Greek cliche in a three-minute package
Is it me, or my state of tiredness but to me they look like either a very bad pub band led by a mechanic,...
The votes are in, we’re fricking off
The results of our strike ballot are now in. Two Naj Bo, no Naj Vse, three abstentions. The motion is therefore carried.
As of tomorrow...
Same Difference
This week we've had wings galore on bees, on seagulls on what I presume were meant to be angels (Bulgaria) so it's only fitting...
Lako intolerant
Everybody keeps telling me that I'm supposed to like the Croatian entry and that it's a leading contender to win but coming from a...
Citrus Spring
Regular readers of this column will know that I've had some history with the Welsh so it was a surprise to find that Cardiff...
Slightly disturbing Dutch news
Sieneke didn't attend her press conference citing "a bad throat". We were told that she's been advised to speak as little as possible. Which...
The Emerald Oil or theme to Titanic?
History and experience cannot deny that Niamh Kavanagh is a fine singer and she's clearly the class act here in Oslo in spite of...