As much passion as a kick in the Balkans
And now we come to a country who are really hard to call when it comes to qualifying. The former thingy of there that...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...
Sweet Peeps
Let's look at the positives of my Slavic relatives in Ukraine. The singer has a very powerful voice and can certainly belt it out...
Day one in this year’s capital of Eurovisionia
As opening days go, it certainly was one. It was certainly pretty damp as well. There were times in today's proceedings that I feared...
Slightly disturbing Dutch news
Sieneke didn't attend her press conference citing "a bad throat". We were told that she's been advised to speak as little as possible. Which...
Flying without wings
Phil: I still don't know how to describe this to be honest, there is still the awful wings from the singers, but they tell...
Hera today gone tomorrow
I'm deeply disappointed because the Icelandic singer didn't vogue for us as we were promised. This is in bad need of some choreography. Euroband...
So good it’s bad … or just really bad?
Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...
Five go mad in Bergen
And what a day it was. Up at 6.30 which something I normally associate with work. Getting in a few provisions before boarding a...
House Rules
Now then boys, girls and undecideds ....
Even though it is generally accepted that we are all far far more civilised than other blogs -...