Moving on to what we learned this afternoon…
Having 25 of this year's entries in the same show is probably about 8 too many.
Arena headaches are absolutely no fun at all when...
Constitution Day in Oslo – flippin’ mental
OK, so I've been a bad journalist. We're supposed to be over here to write about all the songs and ill-advised costumes all these...
Romania – every shade of wrong
Phil: This just looks all shades of wrong. Lots of Pyro and double ended piano shenanigans. Backing singers in hideous dresses, fire and desire....
It...
He shaft me up me rim
At least I think that's what the Israeli singer is singing. It's hard to imagine a greater contrast between the first three performers and...
Well I suppose i’d best write something, being in the press...
Moldova is up first as the rain is coming down rather heavily here in Oslo but shockingly I am rather surprised. I really didn't...
Eurovision 2010 – The odds from Honest Nick
Russia available to finish in the Top 10 in the final at 4.33 (10/3) with Bet365, and 4.0 (3/1) in several other places. Whether...
Every Greek cliche in a three-minute package
Is it me, or my state of tiredness but to me they look like either a very bad pub band led by a mechanic,...
Three random observations from the arena
1 (ONE) - If I'd spent the last week blogging from inside the arena, I would probably now think that Estonia was going to...
We’ve arrived in Oslo
We arrived at our accomodation exactly at the time that I had specified and spoke to the lovely Stella who was very upset that...
My camera never lies
Phil: If anyone important in the Cypriot delegation is reading this ... thank GOD you (and everyone else we have told) has spoken to Jon...