Good morning Oslo – four rehearsals in one
The detractors among you will still notice that the Finns have done nothing significantly different from their national final performance, which is a good...
Slovenia – Experiment IV
We're all making assumptions about the juries this year. We're assuming that they'll be directed to vote highly for songs that could be an...
On a wingnut and a prayer
Switzerland have had a very poor record in this contest since Annie Cotton's third place back in 1993. They managed a top ten finish...
Are you feeling the inspiration yet?
There can't be many people in Estonia called Malcolm. He's dressed very dapper much like his Vicks Sinex namesake or Michael Caine's Alfie on...
That Georgian Party!
Well, the Georgian party was a FAB affair. I don't normally go to parties but I had heard so much about the last Georgian...
Nuts sir?!
Macedonia is all kinds of awful as well! - this morning has not boded well. Firstly, the rapper has ditched the Puffa jacket he...
Eurovision 2010 – Second Semi-Final Results
The second semi-final took place in Oslo on 27 May 2010.
The ten countries in this semi-final with the highest scoring points, according...
Despite reports to the contrary …
I can officially tell you that Norvegia cheese might well appear to have the consistency of something that you grout your bathroom with, but...
Women draped all over Marcin like a bad rash
When you're feeling tired and not quite in the mood there are some songs that will just lift you and send you off with...
The Night The Lights went out in Georgia
Phil: Make the bad woman in the horrible dress go away!!
This is all shades of hideous.Sofia Nizharadze looks uncomfortable with everything, including her dress...