Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Krak-ed-kow
Phil: If we are following Franko's grading system from Earlier then this too is an E. Lidia Kopania has, at time of writing, had...
Will you be per-sweded ? Hmmm
Franko: After the first four there was a lunch break which gave me time to try one of the Belorussian ice creams and nip...
Eurovision 2009 – First semi final results
The first semi final took place in Moscow on 12 May.
The United Kingdom and Germany voted in this semi-final.
Draw
Country
Language
Artist
Song
Place
Points
01
Montenegro
English
Andrea Demirović
"Just Get Out...
Well there is supposed to be lunch but…
...We suspect there is an Azerbaijan on stage - we have seen a snatch of them in the press centre screens but that's about...
Macedonia – Where on earth did THAT come from?!
Phil: This is going to be a complete contrast between the three songs that have come before. I didn't give Next Time a prayer...
Liveblog: Eurovision 2009 – First semi-final dress rehearsal
We'll be updating here every few minutes or so - well I will be - they will be poking me!! Read from the bottom...
Just when you think it can’t get worse
We attempted to make sense of a Russian box office. On the foolish quest to get a ticket for the semi final dress rehearsal...
And so it begins
Well Phil and I ate well yesterday and then slumped in front of the Russian telly knocking back vodka and indefeasibly strong beer. A...
My ears, my ears …
Franko: Accompanied by three ladies of dubious repute (one of whom looks like Cher after a rough night on the vodka), Krassimir Avramov takes...